So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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