what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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