you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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