So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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