Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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