I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
