He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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