We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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