woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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