i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You are a genius and a whore.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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