Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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