so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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