when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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