Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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