I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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