Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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