I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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