She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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