Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
