Already got asked if we're dating
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
