stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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