Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize
