i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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