i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So apparently I’m into choking now
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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