I'm drive I can fine osifer
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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