i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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