birth control should be required to get into college
I intend to get homeless drunk
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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