How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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