i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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