I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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