I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
How does it feel to date your dad?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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