You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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