Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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