Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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