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I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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