I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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