I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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