you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize