Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he told me I talked like a deaf person
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
