Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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