In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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