Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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