Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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