how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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