So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
