Non-Jews are for practice
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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