did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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