he fucked my hip out of place.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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