sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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