You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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