69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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