Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
God, you're like boner-b-gone
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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