oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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