every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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