I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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