By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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