I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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